Reading reviews for havdalah candles written by unsuspecting Christian housewives who bought them to use for dinner candles is my new passion. Iβll be laughing for an eternity.
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Imagine letting a candle burn that looks like this once lit:
For an hour.
Dude, get the wine!
Different havdalah candle, same guy.
Plsβ¦
For my goyische followers: Havdalah is a service to mark the end of shabbat and the beginning of the week. The flame is big so that everyone at the service can see it. You also only have it lit for a few minutes before extinguishing it (traditionally in wine). They are not table candles. My guess is that these people bought them because theyβre pretty and braided without knowing or caring what theyβre used for.
For my Jewish followers: the goyim are at it again.
It needs to be multiple wicks, and I think a tall flame is just what happens in that situation
i feel like all the middle aged actors who made their start doing the absolute fruitiest little arthouse roles only to gradually become the poster fathers for gritty normie cishet manly male dudes should go back to their queer in a wild ensemble camp piece, for the girls and gays that were here first
like u know who i’m talking about— cillian murphy, tom hardy, christian bale, ewan mcgregor, charlie hunnam
I know so many Jewish people have already commented on this, but it is absolutely wild that seemingly no one in production questioned Bradley Cooper and his decision to wear that prosthetic nose playing Leonard Bernstein in Maestro.
Like, Bernstienβs nose wasnβt even noticeably large, yet Cooper thought it necessitated him cutting the nose off a pair of Groucho glasses and slapping it on?
Theyβre not even the same shape! What on earth made him think this was okay and needed?
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